The Banana Army Reformation (B.A.R)

The Banana Army Pre-Shroom War I was filled mostly with Greedy Generals who were power hungry, carelessly marching their men into battles, leading to many casualties, causing the weak army that the Banana Empire had. After the Banana Generals exploited power over Banana Colonies north of the empire during Shroom War I, by hoarding resources for themselves and barely protecting the colonists from Wasteland pillages, the citizens pressured the king for change. King George III, wanting to keep a good reputation and appease the people so they don't take things into their own hands, arrests 62 of the top Banana Military Generals, that were more focused with their own well being than the nations. King George III holds public execution for the generals by putting them in a Magnathorn, an ancient Banana execution where all of the involved prosecuted are put in an arena and are forced to fight to the death. The last surviving practitioner is given a roll from a 100 sided dice to get a chance at freedom. If the dice lands on a 8, considered to be a lucky number in Banana culture due to the 8 Gods of the Multiverse, they are set free into the Wasteland to fend for themselves. In Magnathorn 44, the last left standing was former General of the Banana Navy, Slather Gordon, he is given a chance at the dice roll. He rolls a 97, but lies to King George III, saying he got an 8. Seeing through his lies King George III sentences him to a peeling, where a banana's skin is peeled off his body while he or she is still living. After cleansing the top of the military of the selfish generals King George Highly Promoted joining the military and nationalism for their nation was taught in schools and plastered in propaganda everywhere. The purge led to much competition among remaining soldiers. This competition is what led to the rise of Jaquein (zja-kein) Marloquou (Mar-la-kou), a powerful, but in the end selfish leader. The Military Reformation allowed the Banana Empire to once again solidify itself as a formidable force throughout the wastelands, leading them to believe they can take control of the resource rich South of the Mushroom Kingdom.